After selena checked into a hospital with nausea and dizziness following ‘The
Tonight Show’ last month, the web went wild with a whirlwind of rumors that she might be pregnant with beibers‘s baby. I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like justin beiber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their haiwain hataywat “Justin’s been told straight up that if he’s having sex, he had better use protection,” an insider reports to star megazine. “Everyone knows their intentions are good, but they also know how easy it is to get worked up when you’re young and in love. It would only take a few moments of weakness to cause what could be a lifetime of regret.”
Tonight Show’ last month, the web went wild with a whirlwind of rumors that she might be pregnant with beibers‘s baby. I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like justin beiber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their haiwain hataywat “Justin’s been told straight up that if he’s having sex, he had better use protection,” an insider reports to star megazine. “Everyone knows their intentions are good, but they also know how easy it is to get worked up when you’re young and in love. It would only take a few moments of weakness to cause what could be a lifetime of regret.”
In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracle before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.
Just before Selena entered the hospital on June 9, she and her beau were seen in canada , visiting Justin’s family. We think that at 17 and nearly 19-years-old, the young idols are old enough to make their own decisions. Still, that doesn’t make the idea of a mini-Bieber any more comforting. Stay safe out there, kids!
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